Brain’s plans for world domination may have failed (yet again!), but the genius mouse and his not-so-genius friend, Pinky, have managed to take over a little corner of The Better Comics! Welcome to our officially licensed Pinky and the Brain store! Oh look, here they come, now, to survey their new domain. PINKY: “Gee, Brain, there sure is a lot of fun merchandise to choose from. They’ve got apparel, stationery, and accessories, all with our faces on them.” BRAIN: “Yes, Pinky, they do. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?” PINKY: “I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.” BRAIN: “No, Pinky, I was just going to say that if our subordinates at home personalize these designs with their own text and images, they’ll be even better! I command everyone to shop Pinky and the Brain merch at The Better Comics today!” There you have it folks! Pinky, we’ll give you the last word. “NARF!”